Signs you've been going to school to long

You start calling faculty members by their first names
It takes you more than 10 sec to explain to the average person what you're studying
After telling people what you're doing everyone tries to console you by saying "you must be smart" or "you'll probably make lots of money."
You're not going bald but your skull is enlarging and you hair can't keep up.
When you type a paper with a longer works cited page than the actual paper.
People at the Library know you by name
They start to lure you to class (and seminars) with the promise of free food
You like the summer time, weekends, and Christmas break because you don't have to fight for parking with all the undergrads.
They give you keys. (mostly so you can work longer hours and on week ends)
You use the terms school and work interchangeably
You have you're own computer and desk
They feel so bad, they start paying you
You've been practicing your juggling and you know the average starting pay of a circus performer