So I'm getting ready for bed, and while I'm waiting for my wife I'm checking my toe nails to see if they need a trim. During the inspection my wife with fresh mint breath declares, " That is the Fattest pinky toe I've even seen!" I was a bit shocked, first this was not her first view of my feet. Next I don't think that my toe is even big boned. But according to my wife the littlest pitty that goes wee wee wee all the way home needs to spend some more time in the gym. Frankly the insensitive way that she said it worries me that my poor dimmunitive digit will develope self esteem problems and maybe even an eating disorder. Then I'm sure my wife will laugh when I fall over because my outermost support is to weak from only eating iceburg lettus to hold me up.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Gordo the "little pitty
So I'm getting ready for bed, and while I'm waiting for my wife I'm checking my toe nails to see if they need a trim. During the inspection my wife with fresh mint breath declares, " That is the Fattest pinky toe I've even seen!" I was a bit shocked, first this was not her first view of my feet. Next I don't think that my toe is even big boned. But according to my wife the littlest pitty that goes wee wee wee all the way home needs to spend some more time in the gym. Frankly the insensitive way that she said it worries me that my poor dimmunitive digit will develope self esteem problems and maybe even an eating disorder. Then I'm sure my wife will laugh when I fall over because my outermost support is to weak from only eating iceburg lettus to hold me up.
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Just for the record I did say that your pink toe was the biggest pinky toe I've seen(thick trunk with a small top). But I also haven't seen every pinky toe in the world. By the way nice sock fuzzies on your foot.
I have to laugh out loud at this post. I have to laugh at the karma in the world here. I am not sure if you remember but back during our senior year a bunch of us were hanging out in the church parking lot, (I really don't remember what we were doing there, maybe it was a hooray school is over thing.) But I was barefoot and you said I had lurpy toes...Granted I can't really disagree with the statement...but you picked on my toes. And now your toes are getting picked on. ;-) Karma I tell ya.
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